I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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