What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
This house was built for laser tag.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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