I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
why do cheetos always look like penises
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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