been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
