Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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