The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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