Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
COCAINE IS GR8
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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