Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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