: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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