I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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