Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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