so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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