she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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