what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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