That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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