I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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