Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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