I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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