is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm both gender and math confused
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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