i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Randomize
