My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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