I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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