You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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