Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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