...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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