So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Randomize
