Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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