so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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