brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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