Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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