normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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