we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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