I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't think brook has ever known best
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
