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Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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