So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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