i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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