just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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