I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Randomize
