Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wish my penis had an off switch
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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