Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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