i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just blew my weed a kiss
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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