That's intense
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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