yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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