You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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