1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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