i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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