Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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