i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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