she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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