was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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