So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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