A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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