he thought i was a dude.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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